Name Picking

As you know Mrs. Shoes & I are pregnant. So one of the biggest dilemmas we have is what to name our child so that they don't get the crap beat out of them in school. So I thought I had the perfect name picked out, but then I read this story where a little boy was denied a personalized birthday cake by the local supermarket simply because of his name: Adolf Hitler Campbell. Well, I guess that name gets crossed off our list then. *sigh* And that worked so perfectly for either a boy or a girl, too.

Elmo wishes Happy Birthday to Adolf Hitler Schumann?? I guess he'll never have that chance...