Thursday, November 6, 2008

New V.P. Candidate??


On the heels of finding out that John McCain's idea of a qualified Vice Presidential candidate involves being able to win a snowmobile race with a broken arm (or better yet, being married to someone who did), I'd like to present my own V.P. candidate:

Authorities in Arizona say a jogger attacked by a rabid fox ran a mile with the animal's jaws clamped on her arm and then drove herself to a hospital. The Yavapai County sheriff's office said the woman told deputies she was on a trail near Prescott on Monday when the fox attacked and bit her foot.

She said she grabbed the fox by the neck when it went for her leg but it bit her arm. The woman wanted the animal tested for rabies so she ran a mile to her car with the fox still biting her arm, then pried it off and tossed it in her trunk and drove to the Prescott hospital.

The sheriff's office says the fox later bit an animal control officer. He and the woman are both receiving rabies vaccinations.
Forget the rabies vaccinations. I want a person in government who is so angry that they are literally foaming at the mouth! This is my candidate!!

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